If Frankenberry Doesn't Win This I Am Out of Here

If this fat headed bastard can't make me first later I'm dropping him like last springs fashions. I wonder how happy Jeb Bush is?

Men I Have Cheated on Fred With

John McCain
Dann Florek
Michael Chikilis
Terry Quinn
Jeri likes her bald domes!

I'm Voting For Ron Paul

Although there is nothing more that I want then to be First Lady I can't in good conscious vote for my lazy idiot husband for President. I really like this Ron Paul guy!

I don't love Fred

I don't love Fred anymore. I am sick of those damn hillbilly stories and having to stroke his damn cow. God I have to get out of this relationship.